I just found a gem in our inbox: @the-naked-community took one of our pictures and turned it into a stunning piece of art using watercolors. 

I guess we even made it into the exhibition if you look closely at the fourth picture from the top on the left side of the table. 

This is awesome! The Snake and the Rabbit highly approve!

Q

Anonymous asked:

have you any photos of your faces?

A

Loads, why?

Q

Anonymous asked:

What are you two working to improve in your sexual relationship, if anything?

A

You’re browsing it, baby. Tumblr and good porn are our best sources of inspiration… 

Q

Anonymous asked:

How did you find such an adventurous woman?? Y'all are lucky to have each other! Meanwhile my sex life is drier than stale croutons.

A

I like me an Anon that knows how to use a good metaphor. 

I think deep down most women are quite adventurous. Usually the freak just has to be dug out from under that big smelly pile of shyness, shame and fear society puts on a lot of women. I think guys usually can’t even imagine how much more “indoctrination” women go through when it comes to sex, how to behave in a relationship and what they should be looking/smell like. Seeing the shackles of prudery fall of an wildly orgasming woman is a thing of absolute beauty.

I met women before that were so insecure about their bodies, their smell/taste “down there” and a lot of other things that they could not let themselves go. Good, sweaty and honest sex only happens when both parties get completely caught up in the moment and only think about how to pleasure each other in my opinion. Freeing someone from all those external thoughts and prejudices takes a lot of trust, love and mind-blowing orgasms. 

But that can take time. If you want to have a kinky sex life you have to spend a lot of time with your partner to build trust and a strong connection. Having one night stands usually ends in having pretty shallow, average sex because it’s harder to know how fast someone want’s to progress to a kinkier level. Whip out a riding crop on a first date and you’ll scare away almost anybody. 

So in order to have really kinky sex you have to find the right woman and stick with her, love her, worship her, listen to her, please her, comfort her and make sweet, sweaty, kinky and dirty love to her. 

- Rabbit

BTW: We have around 1.5K messages in our inbox. There is no chance we’re going to be able to answer all of those. Since Snake is really lazy about answering questions I’m pretty much on my own here. So I guess I’ll just mindlessly browse them and answer the ones that are funny or I know an answer right away… 

Like we predicted… A GIFset that big will break some stuff. In fact: It broke our blog and gave us a big fat server error on our main page. That’s why we had to re-arrange and repost it. Here you go… again.

Here’s the original write-up: (Oh, the irony…)


Hold on to your CPU’s and your internal memory. This GIFset is going to crash your browser and wet your underwear. We had to fuck like three times before it was done because we just kept getting horny making those. 

There are a few GIF’s left because Tumblr only allows ten per post… they will be posted shortly. 

Stay tuned. 
 

The Snake and the Rabbit

I guess being too horny and preoccupied to take pictures of the actual action is pretty much the textbook definition of amateur porn… well here’s the first and the last scene. Just imagine the stuff in the middle ;-)

Last week while having some casual anal…

This is Snake subtly indicating that I should move over to make some space for Mr. Dildo to join the party… 

Q

Anonymous asked:

Make snake worship rabbits balls more

A

This one is on the other side of the spectrum compared to the last question but I can rest assure that those balls are properly worshipped multiple times a week. But we’ll try to take more pictures of said worshipping. 

Since this question made us laugh we thought we pay it forward:

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? 
Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job! 

Well… true.. 

but that is also because Snake is really bad at hiding her face when she get’s excited. A lot of the material I shot of it is not really usable because of that. I go down on her quite regularly and I can’t get enough of her. 

- Rabbit

Q

Anonymous asked:

I really want my boyfriend to fuck my ass, and of course he is more than willing to do this. but I'm so tight and he's so big it literally won't work. any tips? xx

A

Well.. here’s our recipe. I have no idea what works for other couples… 

1. A few drinks
2. Mad passion
3. Lots of orgasms for Snake
4. Lots of lube
5. Letting her sit on top to put it in for the first time 

That works like a charm for us. Gif’s coming shortly.

We love nature and camping. I’m even pitching a tent while editing our pictures ;-)

#crappypun